worst day ever

6:45am
My mom comes in to my room to make sure I'm up in time for work. I tell her I don't have to be at work until 9:30am. I have 2 alarms set, one for 8:00am, the other (my cell phone) for 8:30am. Normally I have the two alarms on my clock set 15 mins apart and my cell phone set 5 mins after the second alarm.

8:00am
Alarm clock goes off. Doesn't phase me one bit. As usual I simply turn it off. It's pretty much a reflex now.

8:30am
Cell phone alarm goes off. Scares the crap out of me. I'm friggin tired. I'll just sleep 5 more mins.

from 8:30am on
I'm having the coolest, strangest dream. I'm dreaming I'm in Japan with my family. So many cool sites, so many cool people. I'm having a blast! Wow, I speak fluent Japanese apparently. Suddenly I'm walking down a hallway in some Japanese building and who do I see? Woah, it's the Hieroglyphics crew! Why are they in Japan? Why are they in this crappy building? Why are they talking to me? Why am I even dreaming about them? I haven't heard that cd in weeks. Who cares, this is awesome! Japan rules! This is the best dream ever! I don't want to wake up. wake up....

9:20am
Damn, I was having the greatest dream. What time is it? 9:20?!?! HOLY GOD I'M LATE! I'm supposed to be at work at 9:30, omg! I get dressed and I'm ready to go in a record 5 mins. I call my boss to tell him I'm gonna be 30 mins late. He sounds rather disappointed. I've never been late before, this is bad. Real bad.

9:35am
I jump into the car and begin my frenzied drive to work. Once I hit MoPac it's 85mph. No less, often more. I nearly have a wreck swerving to avoid a deer that has been obliterated all over the road. That's not a pleasant sight. Poor deer. All of a sudden a small rock flies off a big truck in front of me and smacks my windshield. Oh great, now I have a small, permanent pock mark on my windshield. It's right in my line of sight too. That's really annoying. Damn trucks.

9:50am
I pull into the UT parking garage across the street from work. I hate parking in the garage. That's $7 down the drain right there. Convenient location though. Oh well, I'm late as hell.

9:55am
I arrive at work, 25 minutes late. I feel horrible and seriously stressed out. What a way to start off my day/week.

~11:00am-ish
I come to the grim realization that I am failing Statistics class miserably, thus extending my college career another semester. Yay 5.5 year plan. I think I'm gonna be sick. ..or have a stroke. Or both.

So that is a basic run down of my awful day. I'm so stressed out, even now, that my chest hurts. I think the worst part of today was telling my parents that I'll probably have to stay yet another semester at UT. It's tough because they've been so excited about me graduating next semester. It's a really big deal to them and I feel like I've really let them down this time. That alone makes all this unbearable. Ugh.